Ian joined the Kudzu Kommando’s for the 2009 season. He plans to do time as pit crew and cold beverage manager for the spring race at CMP.
Driving and wrenching on beaters isn’t new to me. I bought my first car just before I turned 17 - a $250 1979 Honda Civic CVCC Wagon with well over 200K miles on its clock. It was nearly as old as I was and the baby blue paint had long since faded to a sliver primer. With 1500CC’s of carbureted FWD fury, the car put just enough power to the ground through it’s dry-rotted 135mm wide tires to get me in trouble. I learned to drive a clutch in this car, put dents in this car, I had my first spins in the rain in this car, I frightened my fiends in this car, I made out in this car, and when the headgasket let go, I rebuilt it with my father. With the headgasket failing a second time, I wrecked the car for good measure and then sold it to a junk yard for $50.
My second car, the car which saw me through my first two years of college, was a $350 1983 Plymouth Reliant K. Ever had your exhaust system fall off while driving? Ever had the engine fall out of your car while driving? Ever had your hood fly open while driving on the interstate? Ahh yes, I made it alive through all these tribulations and more in this car.
The Reliant (har!) was eventually replaced by a 1989 Peugeot 505 station wagon handed down from my parents. With an anemic two liter mill, a weak automatic trans and over 150K on the dial, I never really noticed that the car was rear wheel drive until the day I spun it to destruction in the rain while trying not to t-bone a minivan which had pulled out directly in front of me. Take it from me - telephone poles may be made of wood, but they will indeed put the hurt on a car made of steel.
I started to get the performance tuning bug while owning my next car, a hand-me-down 1996 Saturn SL2 with 125K miles on the clock. The car was totaled — rear-ended by a speeding SUV — before I ever got the chance to do more than research mods.
A friend of mine had impressed me with his old BMW’s, so I replaced the Saturn with a 1987 325is. The car had a 5-speed manual transmission, limited slip differential, performance tires and an aftermarket suspension. Behind the wheel, it was engaging in a way that was unlike any other car I had ever driven. It didn’t take much encouragement to get me to join the local BMW club and start attending driving schools at local race tracks. This BMW was followed by two more E30’s, both 325is’s, and both of which saw time on track at BMW club driving schools.

The BMW’s were followed by Mazda Miata’s - cars which only enthusiasts seem to understand were purpose-built for performance driving. My 1999 Miata was fitted with an aftermarket turbocharger which made it the quickest and most fun to drive car I have ever owned - the poor man’s Porsche 911.

These days I take public transportation to work, so my current 1999 BMW M3 is mostly used for errands and recreation. I was only able to make a handful of autocross events in 2008, but I hope to enjoy a full season of autocrosses and track days in 2009.
